Quote by Rodney Dangerfield : “I found there was only”

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield

Quote by Rodney Dangerfield : “The way my luck is”

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. – Rodney Dangerfield

Quote by Rodney Dangerfield : “I looked up my family”

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield