Quote by Mitch Hedberg : “All these jokes have been”

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

Quote by Mitch Hedberg : “I drank some boiling water”

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

Quote by Mitch Hedberg : “My fake plants died because”

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg