Quote by Mark Twain : “God made the Idiot for”

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

Quote by Mark Twain : “Education consists mainly of what”

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. – Mark Twain

Quote by Mark Twain : “The less a man knows”

The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands. – Mark Twain

Quote by Mark Twain : “Go to Heaven for the”

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Quote by Mark Twain : “I have never let my”

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. – Mark Twain

Quote by Mark Twain : “I said there was nothing”

I said there was nothing so convincing to an Indian as a general massacre. If he could not approve of the massacre, I said the next surest thing for an Indian was soap and education. Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run; because […]

Quote by Mark Twain : “All generalizations are false including”

All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain

Quote by Mark Twain : “Get your facts first then”

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

Quote by Mark Twain : “The reports of my death”

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. – Mark Twain

Quote by Mark Twain : “Kindness is a language which”

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. – Mark Twain