Quote by Mark Twain : “Substitute ‘damn’ ever”

Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very’; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

Quote by Mark Twain : “Education the path from cocky”

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. – Mark Twain

Quote by Mark Twain : “Let us live so that”

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain

Quote by Mark Twain : “Ah heavens and earth friend”

Ah, heavens and earth, friend, if you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could to-day. – Mark Twain

Quote by Mark Twain : “I wish I could make”

I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty. – Mark Twain

Quote by Mark Twain : “Soap and education are not”

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. – Mark Twain

Quote by Mark Twain : “Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage”

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain

Quote by Mark Twain : “I never let schooling interfere”

I never let schooling interfere with my education. – Mark Twain

Quote by Mark Twain : “In the first place God”

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

Quote by Mark Twain : “God made the Idiot for”

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain