God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain
Author : Mark Twain
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. – Mark Twain
The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands. – Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. – Mark Twain
I said there was nothing so convincing to an Indian as a general massacre. If he could not approve of the massacre, I said the next surest thing for an Indian was soap and education. Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run; because […]
All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. – Mark Twain
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. – Mark Twain