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Author : Mark Twain
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. – Mark Twain
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain
Ah, heavens and earth, friend, if you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could to-day. – Mark Twain
I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty. – Mark Twain
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
I never let schooling interfere with my education. – Mark Twain
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain