Author : Jonathan Winters

Quote by Jonathan Winters : “If your ship doesn’t come”

If your ship doesn’t come in, Swim out to meet it! – Jonathan Winters

Quote by Jonathan Winters : “I know you can be”

I know you can be funny without being filthy. – Jonathan Winters

Quote by Jonathan Winters : “My mother and father were”

My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me. – Jonathan Winters

Quote by Jonathan Winters : “I have never pretended to”

I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty. – Jonathan Winters