If your ship doesn’t come in, Swim out to meet it! – Jonathan Winters
Author : Jonathan Winters
I know you can be funny without being filthy. – Jonathan Winters
My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me. – Jonathan Winters
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty. – Jonathan Winters