Quote by Joan Rivers : “Comedy is learning to be”

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences. – Joan Rivers

Quote by Joan Rivers : “I knew I was an”

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

Quote by Joan Rivers : “My eyes opened and the”

My eyes opened, and the first thing I thought of when I could put thoughts together was I want to be in show business. Never wanted anything else. I used to sneak in the costume room at my nursery school and smell the costumes. – Joan Rivers

Quote by Joan Rivers : “I hate housework You make”

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

Quote by Joan Rivers : “Prince Charles is so funny”

Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny. – Joan Rivers

Quote by Joan Rivers : “Never floss with a stranger”

Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

Quote by Joan Rivers : “Forty for you sixty for”

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be. – Joan Rivers