Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences. – Joan Rivers
Author : Joan Rivers
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers
My eyes opened, and the first thing I thought of when I could put thoughts together was I want to be in show business. Never wanted anything else. I used to sneak in the costume room at my nursery school and smell the costumes. – Joan Rivers
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers
Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny. – Joan Rivers
Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be. – Joan Rivers