Quote by George Carlin : “May the forces of evil”

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. – George Carlin

Quote by George Carlin : “Electricity is really just organized”

Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

Quote by George Carlin : “Men are from Earth women”

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. – George Carlin

Quote by George Carlin : “Frisbeetarianism is the belief that”

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

Quote by George Carlin : “In comic strips the person”

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin

Quote by George Carlin : “Weather forecast for tonight dark”

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin