May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. – George Carlin
Author : George Carlin
Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. – George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin