Quote by Robert Louis Stevenson : “Every man has a sane”

Every man has a sane spot somewhere. – Robert Louis Stevenson

Quote by Steve Martin : “I like a woman with”

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

Quote by Benjamin Disraeli : “As for our majority one”

As for our majority… one is enough. – Benjamin Disraeli

Quote by Mitch Hedberg : “My fake plants died because”

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

Quote by Ronald Reagan : “One picture is worth 1000”

One picture is worth 1,000 denials. – Ronald Reagan

Quote by Henry Kissinger : “Moderation is a virtue only”

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative. – Henry Kissinger

Quote by Clint Eastwood : “They say marriages are made”

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. – Clint Eastwood

Quote by Clint Eastwood : “If you want a guarantee”

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. – Clint Eastwood