Quote by George Bernard Shaw : “If you cannot get rid”

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. – George Bernard Shaw

Quote by H. L. Mencken : “Nobody ever went broke underestimating”

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. – H. L. Mencken

Quote by Abraham Lincoln : “If I were twofaced would”

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? – Abraham Lincoln

Quote by George Carlin : “Electricity is really just organized”

Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

Quote by Lily Tomlin : “I always wanted to be”

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

Quote by Winston Churchill : “I may be drunk Miss”

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. – Winston Churchill

Quote by Abraham Lincoln : “If this is coffee please”

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. – Abraham Lincoln

Quote by Abraham Lincoln : “Tact is the ability to”

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. – Abraham Lincoln

Quote by Clairo : “I make a point to”

I make a point to tweet out really funny comments I get on YouTube videos. I have the most ridiculous ones. – Clairo

Quote by Dav Pilkey : “I think my funny books”

I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much. – Dav Pilkey