If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. – George Bernard Shaw
Topic : Funny Quotes
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. – H. L. Mencken
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? – Abraham Lincoln
Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. – Winston Churchill
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. – Abraham Lincoln
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. – Abraham Lincoln
I make a point to tweet out really funny comments I get on YouTube videos. I have the most ridiculous ones. – Clairo
I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much. – Dav Pilkey