Quote by Zelina Vega : “The funny thing is I h”

The funny thing is I have known AJ Lee. She started in New Jersey; I worked in New York. We have crossed paths and she was always great with me and always sweet to me but obviously I went one way and she went to WWE.

Quote by Roseanne Barr : “My real life is funnie”

My real life is funnier than anything on TV.

Quote by John Ratzenberger : “There are times over d”

There are times over different projects when I’ve asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren’t these swear words.

Quote by Robert Smith : “I honestly don’t class”

I honestly don’t class myself as a songwriter. I’ve got ‘musician’ written on my passport. That’s even funnier.

Quote by Tony Rock : “My first stand-up expe”

My first stand-up experience, like most comics, was horrible. I got booed offstage. I thought I was funnier than I was. But the walk from the back of the room to the stage was the most excited I’d ever been about anything in my life other than kissing a girl. That’s how I knew I […]

Quote by Kelly Bishop : “I’ve been lucky enough”

I’ve been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they’re even funnier.

Quote by Tracy Morgan : “My father was funnier “

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I’m just a better businessman.

Quote by Sara Pascoe : “I’m proud that I can d”

I’m proud that I can do that material in a club gig where a lot of people think Page 3’s a bit of fun and you’re the feminist with the problem. It’s always funnier to say: this is my opinion, look how we disagree.

Quote by Judy Greer : “The truth is, if I was”

The truth is, if I was maybe better or funnier or prettier, wouldn’t I have starred in a movie? I can see it objectively as a businesswoman – if no one’s buying your product, then there’s not a desire for it.

Quote by Roger Clemens : “The student body was h”

The student body was huge at UT and you had to mature pretty quick, very quick actually. I enjoyed it and it helped me a lot in my life in general – not only in the classroom but on the baseball field as well.