My mom is super fabulous, and I remember her telling me at 13, ‘You can start wearing makeup now.’ And the funny thing is, I didn’t take her up on it!
There’s nothing funnier than the human animal.
Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
I’m never funnier than when I’m heartbroken or terrified.
My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don’t really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I definitely share one with her – we find the same things funny.
My mother was funnier than anybody I ever worked for. My father was as funny as this coat. Not a laugh a minute, my father.
I just find there’s nothing funnier and more scary than a delusional man who thinks they’re the center of the universe, and in fact they’re not.
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I’m just gonna tell her, ‘Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to […]
A comedy can actually get funnier and funnier. Even though you know the joke, you enjoy it so much, it’s the facial expression, you laugh. The laugh doesn’t wear off. It could be with you for thirty years.
I wasn’t the student body this, student body that. I was not much into running for office.