Quote by Groucho Marx : “Anyone who says he can”

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx

Quote by Phyllis Diller : “Best way to get rid”

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. – Phyllis Diller

Quote by Groucho Marx : “I refuse to join any”

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

Quote by Dave Barry : “The four building blocks of”

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

Quote by Mark Twain : “Go to Heaven for the”

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Quote by Mort Sahl : “My life needs editing”

My life needs editing. – Mort Sahl

Quote by Mae West : “I used to be Snow”

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. – Mae West

Quote by Voltaire : “The superfluous a very necessary”

The superfluous, a very necessary thing. – Voltaire

Quote by W. C. Fields : “I like children fried”

I like children – fried. – W. C. Fields

Quote by Reba McEntire : “To succeed in life you”

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. – Reba McEntire