Quote by Fred Allen : “The first time I sang”

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

Quote by Fred Allen : “I like long walks especially”

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

Quote by Fred Allen : “California is a fine place”

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen