Quote by Erma Bombeck : “Never go to your high”

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

Quote by Erma Bombeck : “Never have more children than”

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

Quote by Erma Bombeck : “Guilt the gift that keeps”

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck