Quote by Demetri Martin : “I went to law school”

I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks. – Demetri Martin

Quote by Demetri Martin : “I thought I would you”

I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me. – Demetri Martin

Quote by Demetri Martin : “I think since I was”

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. – Demetri Martin

Quote by Demetri Martin : “I think a lot of”

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. – Demetri Martin

Quote by Demetri Martin : “Stand up is really fun”

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

Quote by Demetri Martin : “I was student council president”

I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association. – Demetri Martin