Quote by Chuck Palahniuk : “Sticking feathers up your butt”

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken! – Chuck Palahniuk

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk : “trichloroethane All my extensive”

trichloroethane […] All my extensive testing has shown this to be the best treatment for a dangerous excess of human knowledge – Chuck Palahniuk

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk : “The religious school she went”

The religious school she went to, growing up, Ms. Wright said how all the girls had to wear a scarf tied to cover their ears at all times. Based on the biblical idea that the Virgin Mary became pregnant when the Holy Spirit whispered in her ear. The idea that ears were vaginas. That, hearing […]

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk : “At school I was lazy”

At school I was lazy. But I started working when I was 15, washing dishes at a local truck stop restaurant. I was really, really bored with school, and I wanted to get a job as fast as I could. School was just so easy. There was just no challenge to it. – Chuck Palahniuk

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk : “Yes terrible things happen but”

Yes, terrible things happen, but sometimes those terrible things- they save you. – Chuck Palahniuk