As a teacher of fourth-graders in a public school, where corporal punishement was not allowed, she had years of violence stored up and was, truth be told, sort of enjoying letting it out on Kona, who she felt could have been the poster child for the failure of public education. – Christopher Moore
Author : Christopher Moore
Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island. – Christopher Moore
All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right? – Christopher Moore