Quote by Chris Rock : “After I left high school”

After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college. – Chris Rock

Quote by Chris Rock : “When I started out in”

When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it took you about 9 years to get on television. – Chris Rock

Quote by Chris Rock : “I was bused to a”

I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school. – Chris Rock

Quote by Chris Rock : “School shootings were invented by”

School shootings were invented by blacks… and stolen by the white man. – Chris Rock

Quote by Chris Rock : “Show me one guy or”

Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational […]

Quote by Chris Rock : “There are only three things”

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock