After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college. – Chris Rock
Author : Chris Rock
When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it took you about 9 years to get on television. – Chris Rock
I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school. – Chris Rock
School shootings were invented by blacks… and stolen by the white man. – Chris Rock
Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational […]
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock